I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
When I say I took advantage of you when you were drunk, I mean that I convinced you to let me paint cute little panda bears on all of your toenails.
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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