He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
If Billy Mays did an infomercial on your dick, it still wouldn't get you laid.
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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