Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
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