i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
I stole a fireplace last night.
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
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