Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
this will be a night to untag.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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