kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
Throwing my sister a bisexual bachelorette party was the best idea ever. I made out with both strippers and the hot bartender promised to "gay marry" me if I take him as my date to the wedding.
My feet surprised me
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
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