She just texted me saying, "I wish you were a better person so I could fuck you without regrets"
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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