if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
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