One girl and one boy is just not enough.
Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
If you think me talking about that hot guy accepting my LinkedIn request is pornographic, I’m not sure how you’re gonna feel when I tell you I fucked a stranger on a park bench last weekend
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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