you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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