It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
i think i just lost a toe
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
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