Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
We watched the first ever season of SNL and fucked for so long. He accidentally punched me in the face, but I mean, John Belushi was the background noise of our sex. I can deal with it.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
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