Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
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