Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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