don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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