used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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