You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
Lord give me the strength to not check my tinder messages at my grandmother's wake.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
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