waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
So hungover. I dropped my keys and leaning over seemed a terrible idea. Instead I took my shoe off in the middle of the street and use my toes to pick them up. Think I'm a genius.
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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