dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
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