I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
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