Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
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