I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
Boobs speak an international language.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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