You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
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