Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
Febreezed myself at a stop light on the way to the IRS office. Judgmental glare from some old lady in the car next to me, thumbs up from her husband.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
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