Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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