Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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