Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
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