it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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