PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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