I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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