OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
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