What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
I just had a horrible epiphany. I have fucked girls younger than Star Tours
This text was so worth waking up to
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
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