he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
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