how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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