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I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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