Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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