So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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