Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
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