Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
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