i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
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