I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
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