i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
He passed out mid-signature
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
i bought another $5 worth of vodka. with change. i look like a homeless alcoholic. i need your dino cups or else i'll be forced to make a giant jello bowl shot
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
Who put my cat in the fridge?
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
Randomize
