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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
there is a money trail leading from my bathroom to my living room.. the trail ends with a half eaten bag of chips with a note that says "magical chipz".. who am i?
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
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