Erica just called me. She woke up in a storage closet in Mike's building with one shoe and no bag. Can you check your photos from last night to see if she had it at the bar?
I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
this just has baby written all over it
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
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