I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
Also, beer. Big fan.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
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