The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
But, I don't have the body of a porn star, so nobody would hire me. Unless they're doing like a trip to the safari and they need an albino rhino
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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