im going to pretend im pregnant so i can eat a lot then i will accidentally fall down the stairs
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
I woke up in a trash can. Please dude. I don't know what I did to you last night, but I'm sorry. Epically sorry. Please call me back. Please.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
Randomize
