Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
I spent part of my valentines extracting candy hearts from a woman's vagina. The entire time I was thinking "this job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes."
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
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