Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
My phone auto-corrects smirnoff to poisoned. I think it is trying to tell me something.
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
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