Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
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