if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
I need to wash the frat house off of me
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
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